• 20:17 I have never felt so stagnant in my entire life. #
• 21:04 My thoughts exactly. RT @loudmouthedmom I wouldn't date a republican, can I even be friends with them? #
• 22:59 Despite being a joke and a douchebag, Jon Gosselin is not even remotely funny. He has the comedic ability of cardboardbit.ly/33ufgb #
• 23:26 @modVoxPop I guess Kate Gosselin is the better actress of the two! #

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If you're even remotely interested in birds or photography, check this out: Andrew Zuckerman's Bird book

Absolutely unreal! Seriously, they look more like paintings than photos. Very cool website, too.

(I am dooooooooog tired. That's what I get when I spend the entire day moving all my work-ly possessions to the not-quite other side of the building, I guess. Hooray, windows! But boo to considerably less surface space on top of filing cabinets. Where can we put the paper cutter? or fax machine, b/w printer... most importantly, where will the onco pig go? But nevermind to tall that: windooooows!)

• 22:07 This is why I was depressed while on the Atkin's diet bit.ly/4D1M0E #
• 22:57 My mom was Betty Draper. bit.ly/13EI3T #
• 23:27 My two jobs both called mandatory meetings at the same time. Too bad there is only one of me and we have not yet invented teleporters. #

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• 00:11 My roommates ate my tofu steak and it was just the last straw, I finally wrote a kvetching note and am going to start complaining. #
• 00:11 Looked at two new apartments today, one roommate is a definite no, as she seems like a total control freak. #
• 00:11 My life already has enough dominating, demanding women in it as is, no need to add more. #
• 00:16 Listening to Rasputina and PT Walkley. I want to sing a cover of Do Right like Rasputina. #
• 17:38 went to therapy again today, discussed with therapist the distance I maintain to constantly avoid rejection and conflict at all costs. #
• 18:23 WOW. Leighton Meester's new music video/single Somebody to Love is so awful, it's like a joke. It belongs in an SNL digital short segment. #
• 18:25 And why does it seem like it was made in Germany in 1988? She looks like a 40 year old porn star in it. www.popsugar.com/6111689 #
• 20:18 Wearing a backwards baseball hat and/or Ed Hardy apparel is like wearing a giant sign saying "WARNING WOMEN! I AM A DOUCHEBAG!" #
• 20:51 Oooh, Joan is going to work for the new agency on Mad Men? So glad she's back!! If I were a man I would beg Ms. Hendricks to marry me. #
• 20:51 Even if she is already married now. #
• 21:53 this is a PSA: do not fall for those phony ads on CL that reply directing you to a credit report site www.savvysugar.com/6054560 #
• 21:54 It's funny how quick I can slip out of a bad mood, all it took was a weekend with friends and some me time (i.e. shopping and reading.) #
• 22:33 I am famished to the point where words have ceased to be coherent. Guess that's what I get for eating my last morsel at 3pm. #

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• 19:22 I'm going to down a beer and then run off to do laundry, when you work Saturdays the weekend is so short! #
• 23:48 So nice to have made it home before midnight for once. Cleaned, painted my nails with glitter polish, watched Mad Men and One Tree Hill. #
• 23:49 (In my defense, I solely watch One Tree Hill for James Lafferty, and not every episode.) #
• 23:49 I feel like the older I get the less interesting and passionate I become-- and I'm still in my twenties! C'est tragique. #

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• 01:43 I spent the night with Danielle, we were supposed to go to a bar but I have work early and we got waylaid with conversing. #

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• 11:47 I love it when no one calls me #
• 21:43 Apparently telling your roommates that Con Ed is turning the power off tomorrow will not motivate them to pay the bill. #

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• 01:15 My vinyl payless maryjane flats smelled so bad they could take out a town. So I splurged on some over priced leather boots at DSW. #
• 01:16 At least I spared my fellow F train riders the scent of cheese on the commute back into Brooklyn. Yipes, those vinyl shoes are terrible. #
• 01:20 Tried highlighting my hair blonde, wound up with pinky strawberry blonde, oh well. Too bad Halloween past, I could have been Joan Halloway. #
• 20:32 I secretly want to look like Flo in the Progressive Insurance commericals bit.ly/4zqEfJ #

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• 12:47 What is with my bad mood? I'm not PMSing, it makes no sense, just angry and bitter without a strong reason. #
• 13:23 One of my students from Haiti tried to give me relationship advice entirely in French, telling me my heart is full of love, I was like uh ok #
• 13:26 I have to disagree with Jessica Simpson, for a CW tv show Melrose Place isn't that bad, much tighter than their other shows, a little stupid #
• 13:27 yes of course it's stupid. But what show on the CW isn't? At least, unlike Gossip Girl, these pretty, depraved, morons are of legal age. #
• 13:30 @capricecrane, I'm secretly looking forward to your episode of Melrose Place tonight, will be a nice mental distraction from election day. #
• 14:00 My student just said, "You should have a boyfriend, you're hot." Why do my students keep trying to tell me to get a man? It's weird. #
• 22:20 I had no phone signal for three hours, thanks t mobile #
• 22:21 Voted, bought boots, jewelry, eggplant parm, and cheered myself up. #

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• 11:15 It was nice knowing you and I just want you to know you have no obligation to maintain kind pretenses with me, I am talented at break ups. #
• 20:46 I am voting for Thompson tomorrow! #
• 20:48 I had to turn off my cell phone, the urge to text was too strong. The nice girls I work with don't need my silly messages :). #
• 22:53 I can't believe Peggy is sleeping with Duck on Mad Men! Ew! She really knows how to pick 'em. #Mad Men #

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• 02:43 Went to Danielles and watched the yankees game. Then went to halloween party #
• 04:11 So last night I exchanged numbers with a guy, weirdly, according to my cell phone call history he has called me six times since September. #
• 04:12 But, I just met him last night, so how is that possible? It's really creeping me out. How would he be calling my phone before he met me? #
• 04:13 Either he somehow knew me before or my cell phone is messing up. It's so bizarre. Wish I hadn't given the guy my number. Oh well. #
• 04:13 Watched Yankee's game with Danielle at her place then went to a party Michelle invited me to in Brokelyn. Was fun. #
• 04:14 I dressed up as a flapper, the same thing I've been three years in a row, though for the first time I had a real flapper dress with tassels. #
• 04:18 I discovered tonight that the Phillies' pitcher Cole Hamels is a dream boat, I'd root for them to win the World Series on looks alone. #
• 23:17 I went to Danielle's this afternoon. We had wine and pizza with her sister and talked about her complex relationships with men. #

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So I went to a Halloween party with Danielle on Friday.
Some creepy guy was bothering Danielle and I and I shoved him and yelled at him a few times.
I was talking to this other guy at the party because I liked his costume and when he saw what was going on he went up to him and yelled at him with his friends and made him leave.
Then he asked me to dance and I did because he didn't really seem interested in me.
Like he didn't even touch me when he danced with me.

But then I realized I was wrong because he asked me for my phone number, I said, um I dunno, I guess if you want it you can have it.
He said, what the hell is that, I only like confident women, and you're not sounding a confident woman right now.
So I gave it to him because I didn't want to be mean and he didn't seem creepy, figuring I'd just have to ignore a few texts. Though really, I should've just said no. I should never feel obligated to be nice. Nice is what gets you in trouble. But seeing as how I rarely answer my phone to begin with, some dude having my number isn't a big deal.
Anyways the weird thing is is that he called my phone to give me his number and then later called me again and I checked my cell phone call log and it said he had called me six prior times dating back to September. Which creeped me out. If I just met him that night how could he have been calling me a month ago? It makes no sense. I told Danielle and she just laughed and said Brooklyn is a really small place, you guys probably already met and exchanged numbers a month ago but you just forgot. I said, but I never talk to strange men and never give them my phone number so there is no way that is possible. And if I had met him just a month ago I would have remembered, it's not like I black out frequently.
Seriously, there is no logical explanation.
How could he have already had my phone number?

(Wow my grammar really takes a nose dive when I do late night updates. Can you believe people actually pay me to teach college kids syntax? C'est bizarre.)

Some bastards are playing dirty and have taken the lead through nefarious methods. Thus I ask you to watch my vid again! We will win this popularity contest goddammit.



Also I want to see your halloween costumes.

• 17:51 I took a sick day from work and slept all day, and I still feel tired. #
• 19:06 I'm putting my flapper Halloween costume on, but I have a headache and my right eye is infected so it's a slow process. #
• 19:07 I think all this working has taken a toll on my health :) It makes it worse when I try and go out drinking with my friends on top of it all. #

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• 09:23 Not sleeping enough and having a fever is kind of like being high, not a great way to start off a morning at work, crikey. #
• 12:14 I am voting for Thompson for mayor next week, not that I despise Bloomberg, but he shouldn't be able to buy himself a third term. #
• 12:33 A gif of a happy moment from the last Mad Men episode: bit.ly/DKJdx #
• 12:33 Way to go Joan! Knock that rapist down! #
• 12:41 These cakes make me wanna get married just to get divorced: bit.ly/DKJdx #
• 18:43 funny how Britney's Fantasy perfume is featured prominently in her lame new threesome new video. #
• 18:47 I think I am one of the only Americans alive that never gotten a stiffie from Ms. Spears, she never seems sexy, just sad. #
• 18:49 I'm sick, and kind of out of mind with my fever, but am going out briefly with Danielle. #

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This cat still comes over despite me offering no food. She just wants to cuddle. Supercute, but SOMETIMES I HAVE TO GET OFF MY COMPUTER CHAIR.



FAT CATS MAKE THIS DIFFICULT